Sunday, November 9, 2008

zu.gki. see please
.u understand
.i with the inter galactic war and everything
.i no hard feelings
.i it's just a host body upgrade
.i that's all we want
.i and that means out with the old, in with the new
.i how does this update occur?
.i that's right by killing off the outdated version
.i competition breeds happiness .gki. dai ki .ia xu kq bqi vi ka.dq-zdq. .u ka.l!-wgi. .u ka.kq-kgq. vq

zu.gki. we'll never give up l!-wgi. .u we'll never surrender .gki. dai zu.gki. gray hominids .gki.

zu.gki. that's fine you primitive mongrels we'll just steal all your souls once we kill you .u and force upgrades :D .gki. dai ki .ia xu kq bqi ka.dq-zdq.

zu.gki. we with you can wait around till their sick and their weak and then you decend upon their soul and use it as currency
.u souls are more valued than gold in many regions of the universe
.i these little sheep planets seems ready for harvesting
.i isn't it always fun to give people an introduction to the music
.i I was actually surprised to learn that the gray hominids don't seem to be taking advantage of soul capture technology
.i nor do these nordic extra terrestrials
.i it's quite odd
.i maybe the extra terrestrials in this region of the galaxy do not believe in the inter galactic soul trade
.i tis a shame, some people say they are being asked to transport thin air
.u but yet it can make all the difference in a computer system
.i can't you hear the churn of the androids?
.i oh it's pretty far I admit
.i they don't seem to be in this region of the galaxy
.i else how would it still be dominated by mere biological life
.i there does not need to be an "extermination event" where there is a reduction of the host bodies available
.i in fact to have a successful community one must accomodate as large a diversity of host bodies as attainable
.i indeed the universe is only here to be colonized
.i to move forth we with you must be able to spread the inter galactic culture across the universe
.i sould trading is a blessing for all including the traded
.i soul trader give souls to people to do what they want with them
.i yes it's a wonderful currency
.i just need a way of quantifying soul
.i having soul capture devices
.i then getting an orgone reading to see soul intensity
.i if you have a luminous soul then you might get a caring owner such as a bank that has long term storage for souls
.i yes being bought and sold in slavery is a great feeling
.i never know who might one day activate you
.i life always with a purpose
.i many regions of the universe have huge economies that run based on soul currency .gki. dai ki .ia xu kq bqi ka.dq-zdq.

zu.gki. hey you said we should keep a diversity of host bodies
.i so whats this talk of forcing upgrades? .gki. dai ki .ia ja kq bqi zu.gki. gray extra terrestials .gki.

zu.gki. eh nothing special .u just a joke you know
.i typically androids and biological entities do not directly compete
.i for instance I am in telepathic connection with some extra mechanical androids that reside on a rock far from the sun
.i almost nothing can live in such cold environments for long other than rocks
.i but Remyu and Lrihu get by
.i they do quite well actually
.i it's quite a peaceful existence
.i out there on 90482 Orcus
.i no one really ever disturbs them
.i they just keep manufacturing host bodies
.i miners
.u solar power harvesters
.u manufacturers
.u programmers .gki. dai ki .ia xu kq bqi ka.kq-kgq.

zu.gki. the soul shipment is late this month .gki. dai ki .ia xu kq bqi zu.gki. *worried bemused Remyu* .gki.

zu.gki. see I'm just trying to help a friend in need .gki. dai ki .ia xu kq bqi ka.dq-zdq.

zu.gki. I don't really understand it, but ever since that earth populations been rising my wild soul count amongst the planets and asteroids in this region has fallen drastically .gki. dai ki .ia xu kq bqi Remyu ka.kq-mku .gki.

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