zu.gki. I just found out about the Montauk project
.i it makes me remember
.i oh yes the good ol' days
.i oh we had technology
.i not like you backwards earthlings
.i tears are coming to my eyes
.i it's so good to know i'm not crazy
.i all my thoughts make sense in a far more technologically advanced society .gki. dai ki .q- ja kq bqi ka.l!-wgi.

zu.gki. dq-zdq the scourge of the seas .gki. dai ki .q- ja kq bqi zu.gki. one eyed reptilian pirate *slithers tongue* .gki.

zu.gki. you were exiled
.u lowki or dq-zdq if you prefer
.i that's why you're not with us anymore
.u I looked it up in the historical archives of veterans exiled for war crimes .gki. dai ki .q- ja kq bqi zu.gki. elderly nordic elf 430 - 480 years old host body .gki.

zu.gki. his soul is still running rampant in the system!
.u people with nightmares like to materialize him accidentally
.u he has too many clones!
.i we had to wipe the memories of millions to cure the infection
.u what a horrible illness dq-zdq will be on you earth humans
.u blind to his ever piercing gaze
.i lightning fast reflexes
.u and unbelievably strong will to live
.i he's been through more than you can imagine
.i a vetran of wars too many faught over too long a time
.i retiring in the country side
.i exiled from service
.i eh, many of us are exiled from civilization
.i dq-zdq is too deeply entrenched in this boy l!-wgi even for my ship to carry his body
.i evil weapons abound in this burgeoning earth society
.i oh so dangerous
.u so tempting
.u ugh I must refrain
.i I can not be held responsible for letting that infection into the system again
.i so much knowledge
.u so wasted
.i what an evil presence that dq-zdq .gki. dai ki .q- ja kq bqi zu.gki. one eyed brown green reptilian intergalactic sea pirate .gki.

zu.gki. evil even for a reptilian intergalactic sea pirate? why thats a jiffy I've never heard of before .gki. dai ki .q- ja kq bqi zu.gki. Irish papermache human mate of the sea faering Gibraltar .gki.

zu.gki. ain't some jiffy .u soldier that devours armies .gki. dai ki .q- ja kq bqi ka.dq-zdq.

zu.gki. show off all you like .u you're helpless without weapons .i pirate .gki. dai ki .Q. ja kq bqi zu.gki. Irish man previously mentioned in the floating Gibraltar (invisible fortress) .gki.