zu.gki. I used to be a soul catcher between 50 and 25,000 years ago
.u in a galaxy not too far from home where i grew up as a soul
.i it was a really horrible profession if you think about it
.u we would go into a planet and exterminate its residence catching their souls
.u then another team would go in to reseed life there
.i but the souls were taken so the host bodies were meagerly controlled
.i but the souls we did capture were necessary to fuel the market for souls
.i we had to go to far regions of the universe to get the extra old souls hiding in the depths of the coldness of space
.i consuming souls was considered a crime in some regions of the universe but as a pirate that collected souls for a living I could do whatever I want
.i eventually I got caught and chained and hurled around various places
.i over a 100,000 years ago I might get executed on a planet but that didn't stop me from coming back and reincarnating there again
.i eventually civilized society figured out they had to weed out souls that didn't conform to their propaganda and so criminals and pirate would be thrown farther and farther before execution
.i I must say however that I am lucky to be alive in as large a galaxy as I am in now
.u it's a wonder they didn't leave me on one of the distant solar systems of a minor galaxy
.i maybe i wasn't so bad afterall
.i I am relieved
.u God does love me .gki. dai ki gi xu kq bqi ka.kq-kgq. Nu ka.dq-zdq.

zu.gki. how about you remember the plot line where you were a good guy all along
.u and that you were so good at collecting souls they decided to seed you into a growing colony to spread the ancient ways .gki. dai ki gi xu kq bqi ka.[#-r9q.

zu.gki. oh that's right a monastary sent me here .gki. dai ki gi xu kq bqi ka.l!-wgi. Nu ka.dq-zdq.

zu.gki. remember they just sold your soul to the highest bidder
.u a soul pirate of the inter galactic seas could be worth a kilometer radii asteroid or two .gki. dai ki gi xu kq bqi ka.[#-r9q.

zu.gki. holy shit .i wow Tsurka you really make me sound amazing .gki. dai ki gi xu kq bqi zu.gki. Pirate kq-kgq. dq-zdq l!-wgi .gki.

zu.gki. so they just trained you to be what you are
.u and we're just in the process of fulfilling the plan
.u eventually we could hand over this solar system to the inter galactic monastary that purchased our soul
.u and be on our way back into intergalactic society .gki. dai ki gi xu kq bqi ka.[#-r9q.

zu.gki. yea our soul has only been here planet like less than 3,000 years .gki. dai ki gi xu kq bi ka.kq-kgq.